by Rodney Coates* ~
Job Description
President of the United States
Able to leap tall buildings with a single bound while avoiding the bomb shells from the Ultra Right and the Ultra Left. Must not drink the tea from the Party of no, and definitely do not drink the coffee from the Party of ambiguousness. Insure the domestic tranquility –stop the flood of drugs that saturate our borders, provide for the common defense –get the guns out of our sons hands. Remember that religion is a right, not a d




