Sun drenched morning. Silver bullet-loaded, matched gold-plated
Glocks gleam above gilded dress swords. Above bump-stocked
AR-15s, strapped across slumped shoulders of two 1% men of
Limited vision. Mediocre men brandishing usurped Peoples’ Power …
The NRA, RNC and DNC searched far and wide for an S***hole
Country—boots on the ground—who’d host the gentlemen’s
Gun-powdered dustup. The People are excited! Ticket scalpers’ pockets
Got the mumps! Pay-per view revenues explode like 2,000 lb. bombs!
Kansas City’s Arrowhead Stadium almost hosted it. Fans were a bit
Too split on who they’d ‘Tomahawk Chop’/ faux Native chant for.
Miraculously, Bechtel built Weehawken Stadium seating well over
100,000—provided Boeing bombs it/Bechtel rebuilds it …4 yrs later …
A Peach State nut job/aka ‘Driving Miss Crazy;’ a Rocky Mountain
State gun moll; an Empire State inquisitor; an ex-Palmetto State
Governor who scribbled, “Finish them off!” on bombs destined for
Gaza are cheerleaders chosen for the bipartisan combatants
A dock built for bringing in more supplies and equipment split apart.
Kegs of beer, pallets of peanuts and pretzels were airdropped into the
Stadium … Standing back; standing by; looking skyward for
Snacks, Proud boys momentarily walked in Palestinian sandals …
WE The People face fierce trillion dollar dilemmas—
Bought and bossed ones offer
Dollar store ‘solutions.’ Performative politicians promise to
“Fight like hell!” and, hopefully, spare us trauma of bipartisan
Buffoonery … Policy-lite/Solution-absent/Mad monologues …
Dumbed-down discourse … disguised as debate …
They opt instead for “Trial by combat!” For Jumbotron spectacle!
Standing back-to-back—French-style—stepping off 20 paces to
Cherry ‘red lines’ with feeble gaits … Breathless billions watch
Worldwide! Proceeds go to
House the Unhoused; Healthcare For All; Free Education; go
To clean up rivers and oceans; to Green Jobs and empty jails …
“Thoughts and prayers” to the loser’s family …
Winner’s allowed— like U.S. troops in Afghanistan—to
Urinate on loser’s body; and cut off fingers for souvenirs.
Body will lie in state—wrapped in stars and stripes—
Capitalist Hill rotunda … 21 gun-salute! Burial, Arlington
National Cemetery.
Winner gets next biggest imperialist strongman. Next biggest
Authoritarian Supreme Leader/Embassy Butcher/Nationalist
Pogrom Master—Lending new meaning to “sudden death over-
time.” Buying the International Working Class time … to organize itself?
© 2024. Raymond Nat Turner, The Town Crier. All Rights Reserved.
Culled from Smaitawi@groups.io
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